March 2012
103 posts
nepetaschoiceass:
Peeta: Katniss
Peeta: I'm in love with you
Peeta: Now let me sing you the song of my people
Peeta: CURRY ON MY WAYWARD BUNNNNN
Peeta: THERE'LL BE TOAST WHEN YOU ARE DONE
Peeta: LAY YOUR WEARY BREAD TO REST
Peeta: DON'T YOU RYE NO MORE
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum is about to accept his award for best male model only to find out he lost to Hansel.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Tumblr: Why not a funny post?
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
Watchdamndarrenineedacigarettenow:
wandering-hopelessy:
oh good lord what
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum never remembers the 5th of November.
kibago:
“You can’t change the name of a Pokemon you got from someone. Because the name contains wishes of the person who named it!”
Yes. I have big dreams for Pissnipple the Lillipup
mortson:
alphabetaectosiblings:
I like to think I am.
dance too much booty in the pants dance too much booty in the pants
tallyahlaughingalone:
when i die i want to meet death
iceclimbers:
Gay jokes aren't funny, cum on guys.
barackobama:
reblog this if you think rick santorum is an poopy head
A Poem About Tumblr
lettucefetish:
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Um, what the hell are you talking about, you fucking asshole? Roses and violets can be any fucking color they want, and who are you to judge them? Maybe they don’t even identify as roses and violets and you’re just making this decision them based on their appearance. Wow, go fuck yourself, you bigoted asshole.
